Ok, this is no longer a whim. There are a lot of miserable Christmas songs!

Santa Can’t Stay, Dwight Yoakam

Christmas Time Again, Extreme

Last Christmas, Wham!

Chiron Beta Prime, Jonathan Coulton

Christmas Song, Dave Matthews & Tim Reynolds

Santa Claus, Go Straight to the Ghetto, James Brown

Father Christmas, The Kinks

I Believe in Father Christmas, Greg Lake

Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis, Neko Case

The Saga of Jenny, Mildred Bailey

25th December, Everything but the Girl

Hang Myself from the Tree, The Vandals