Ok, this is no longer a whim. There are a lot of miserable Christmas songs!
Santa Can’t Stay, Dwight Yoakam
Christmas Time Again, Extreme
Last Christmas, Wham!
Chiron Beta Prime, Jonathan Coulton
Christmas Song, Dave Matthews & Tim Reynolds
Santa Claus, Go Straight to the Ghetto, James Brown
Father Christmas, The Kinks
I Believe in Father Christmas, Greg Lake
Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis, Neko Case
The Saga of Jenny, Mildred Bailey
25th December, Everything but the Girl
Hang Myself from the Tree, The Vandals