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John Proctor

I've never even been to Salem. I'm a writer.
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12 Strange Days of Christmas: The Christmas Unicorn

On this, the final day and panel of Christmas, I give you the elusive true symbol of Christmas: the unicorn. The idea for this was twofold:

  1. My daughters are really into unicorns. Like really into unicorns, especially my 8-year-old. It may be from her recent plowing-through of all seven Harry Potter books or our joint obsession with Parry Gripp novelty songs, but the enthusiasm is catchy.
  2. It just happens that Sufjan Stevens, in his tenth (and perhaps final?) Christmas album posits the unicorn as central to all Christmas mythology in his 12-minute opus "Christmas Unicorn":

Not at all tongue-in-cheek, the song is a masterpiece of unitarian mythology and gender fluidity, worthy of serious critical explication. Don't believe me? Just a read the honors thesis a student at Baylor recently completed on it. I've been stunned for the handful of years it's been with me at Christmas at how genuinely moving it is to to hear, along with the refrain from Joy Division's "Love Will Tear Us Apart": "I'm the Christmas unicorn. You're the Christmas unicorn. It's alright, I love you."

It's alright. I love you all too.

Newer:12 Strange Days of Christmas, CollectedOlder:12 Strange Days of Christmas: December 24, 1913
PostedDecember 23, 2017
AuthorJohn Proctor