I had signups for revision meetings today in my freshman classes. I haven't really figured out a democratic way of ordering them, so I just put the signup sheet on my desk and told them to have at it. One of my students jumped out of his desk, hurdled another desk, and grabbed the paper to sign up.
ME: (In what I thought was a perfect meme voice) Damn, Daniel! (His name is Daniel.)
ANOTHER STUDENT: You already got some cred, Professor. But...Don't say that again.