Deciding where to go this morning with her seven-year-old sister:
7YO: Let's go to a museum.
ME: It's nice day. I think we should do something outside. Central Park?
4YO: But I don't want to go to a museum!
ME: I know, I just said we're going to do something outside.
4YO: But I don't want to go to a museum!
ME: Listen to me. We. Are. Doing. Something. Outside. Not the museum. I've said it twice now.
4YO: No, you didn't. You said it three times.