Ok. After yesterday's fiasco, I've got to hold it together today. And the only way I can do that is through a Christmas song by Sufjan Stevens. You can feel free to take lyrics about K-Mart being closed, to Santa Claus and Little Lord Jesus, to your sister's self-cut bangs and jumping off a ladder with your boots tied together as seriously as you like, but hopefully not so much so. I mean, the title does have not one but two exclamation points.

12 Unrepentantly Happy Days of Christmas: Come On! Let's Boogey to the Elf Dance!" by Sufjan Stevens