On a whim, I've decided to do "12 Days of Miserable Christmas Songs" - you know, those tunes that exult in the loneliness, heartache, and selfishness characteristic of our most maudlin American holiday. I'll be posting one a day starting on 12/13, and go through to Christmas Eve. Viva, Les Miserables! (Yes, that's Franish, or Spench.)