YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS, HAVE FUNDAMENTALLY MISUNDERSTOOD MY INTENT IN WRITING THE BLOG POST "THE DOG WHO MADE THE LITTLE GIRL CRY ON THE F TRAIN." WHILE I LIKE TO SEE A SPIKE IN MY HIT COUNT AS MUCH AS THE NEXT WRITER, IT DISTURBS ME, AND BREAKS MY HEART FOR YOU, TO SEE HOW MANY OF YOU GOT TO THAT POST BY GOOGLING SOME VARIANT OF "DOG F**** LITTLE GIRL." I MEAN, YOU PROBABLY ALREADY HAD YOUR FLY UNZIPPED WHEN YOU STUMBLED UPON AN INSTANCE OF GENUINE EMPATHY I OBSERVED IN THE NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY. THERE IS NO DOG-ON-GIRL SEX, AND IT REALLY CREEPS ME OUT TO THINK SO MANY OF YOU PERVS ARE READING IT WITH THAT INTENT. HOPEFULLY YOU STOPPED READING A SENTENCE OR TWO IN, AND FOUND SOMETHING MORE SUITABLE TO YOUR MASTURBATORY NEEDS. LORD KNOWS THERE'S ENOUGH OF THAT STUFF ONLINE.
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