THERE IS ENTIRELY TOO MUCH TO READ IN THE WORLD. I’M SICK AND TIRED OF SITTING DOWN TO WORK, CHECKING MY TWITTER FEED, AND SPENDING MY FIRST HOUR READING A GRAPHIC PIECE IN SALON ON THE POLITICS OF HORROR FILMS, A POETRY FOUNDATION RETROSPECTIVE OF LOU REED AND THE NEW YORK SCHOOL OF POETRY, AND YET ANOTHER PIECE ON THE “I QUIT ACADEMIA” SUBGENRE OF AMERICAN ESSAYS. GIVE IT A REST, PEOPLE. I HAVE WORK TO DO, IN AN HOUR OR SO.